Funny Pregnancy Dreams

I’ve had some funny pregnancy dreams.  Of course, some pregnancy dreams are mired in worry.  But some are yes, you guessed it, having to do with various hormones running around in your bloodstream.  How do I say this?  They’re sexual dreams - and some of them are downright funny.  If you’re afraid to read on, well then don’t.

You can’t read too much into some dreams, as they’re often influenced by a myriad of factors, including what you ate, what you did before you went to bed, and conversations along the way with others.  Last night, in NYC, I read a magazine called TimeOut, which had a special on the three letter word that would likely be censored in Wordpress right before I went to bed.  This annual edition of this particular magazine showed some pictures of things that people were self-conscious about.   I have also been looking into black and white pregnancy photography, and personally I want to have a tasteful-classy black and white photo of my status, yes, in the n-u-d-e, draped of course in all the right places.  That was enough to provide a very interesting pregnancy dream last night.

So, for now, on this page, I can’t possibly write the funny pregnancy dreams I’ve had along this topic - but I might on another page, and password protect it.  But you’ll have to write me, if you want the funny details.  Perhaps if you’ve been pregnant, you can relate.

What I have also noted in recent weeks, are pregnancy dreams that depict a journey.  I’ve been on ships, boats of all shapes and sizes.  I’ve been on the water.  The other day, I was trying to get my four dogs on a train in London, or England somewhere (not necessarily downtown London).  I was having a hard time managing all the dogs, my stuff, being on time, you name it - I was a bit overwhelmed.  While I don’t have four dogs (big dogs, no less in the dream) in reality I have three cats, one big dog, and a business to run, and I’m single.  So, no doubt, I’ll have some worries along the way, that can I handle it all - can I do this?  I’m always by myself - and am very content about this, in general, at this point in my life.  But of course, below the humor, and the observations of what dreams really mean - of course, I’m scared about being able to provide for my growing family in a variety of ways.

Having said that, as I laughed this morning as I was recapping the funny pregnancy dream, in part, for a girlfriend of mine, she spoke of my laughter and how that was the best part of my entire recap.  Yes, I do feel truly happy.  Despite discomfort of not ever sleeping well, despite stiff body parts beyond belief from not sleeping well, or comfortably, despite NYC downtown hammering outside my lovely Algonquin favorite hotel with Matilda the cat at 7 a.m., despite having much to do today, I’m happy to be here, happy to be pregnant, happy to be moving through the stages of pregnancy, and happy to have such worries and yet, anticipations for the future being about something, someone besides just me.